← David Mendelovits

Writing

For when a punchline takes three paragraphs

July 13, 2025 · 1 min read

Showing my work (and what's underneath)

& showing up
I missed last week’s update. Depression felt real and I lost track of things.I’ll say this about last week: a friend came to town, walked around with me, listened to me complain, and cooked me steak. It didn’t pull me out, but I’m thankful he did it, if only as a reminder for me…
July 4, 2025 · 5 min read

The Real Show Starts After The Show

Network Alchemy, karmic mitsvahs, and learning how to see your friends through other people's eyes
June 30, 2025 · 1 min read

Another short weekly recap

Building in public
June 22, 2025 · 2 min read

A short weekly recap

An exercise is perspective and accountability
June 12, 2025 · 1 min read

Comedian Highlight: Brent Weinbach

An inspiration to me and probably the funniest comedian you've never heard of
February 10, 2025 · 7 min read

The Comedy Store Wall Pt. 1

Why I decided to review the comedy store wall (and why you should too)
September 9, 2024 · 3 min read

A review of 'The Serious Guide to Joke Writing'

Some key takeaways (not to be confused with edible keys to go)
April 29, 2024 · 2 min read

I cheated on my toaster wife more than once and she just found out. I’m toast!

A confession about my marriage with a toaster
April 22, 2024 · 1 min read

An investigative journalist’s retrospective on colonizing the moon.

“We really thought it would work this time”
April 15, 2024 · 1 min read

10 year anniversary: Large Hadron Collider loses some weight: Particle accelerators shrink in size but turn the population on.

A look back at the machine that made men obsolete.
April 5, 2024 · 2 min read

Incident Post-Mortem: Backdoor exposed in popular sex robot operating system leaves millions of men sexless.

Women are getting along just fine.
March 13, 2024 · 1 min read

Boeing Stock Rallies Along With Employee Suicide Rates in What Wall Street Is Calling “The Greatest Workforce Reduction Since Last Quarter”

Boeing suicide rates fly higher than the 737 max...
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