Hi, I'm David. I'm a comedian, a software engineer and some third thing that is always changing lately. I've been posting a joke every day on social media. I build a ton of things that probably don't need to exist and maybe I leave them unfinished. Probably I leave them unfinished. And I write on Substack way too infrequently. I have a million drafts and I don't really know what's going to get out there. I have two completely different careers. I don't have health insurance.